There's No Correlation Between What

You Use Sex To Express Every Emotion Except Love.

Even If God Exists, He's Done Such A Terrible Job, It's A Wonder People Don't Get Together And File A Class Action Suit Against Him.

My Success Has Allowed Me To Strike Out With A Higher Class Of Women.

Then Job Fell To His Knees And Cried To The Lord, "thine Is The Kingdom And The Power And Glory. Thou Hast A Good Job. Don't Blow It."

I Don't Mind Dying... As Long As I Don't Have To Be There When It Happens.