There's An Old Man Sitting

Every Time I've Held A Rose, It Seems I Only Felt The Thorns

Call Me A Joker, Call Me A Fool, Right At This Moment I'm Totally Cool.

All She Wanted Was Sax.

Say Goodbye To The Oldies, But Goodies, Because The Good Old Days Weren't Always Good And Tomorrow Ain't As Bad As It Seems

I Tell The Audience Every Night, "i Hope You Didn't Pay More Than Face Value On That Ticket, Because We Ain't Worth More Than That, And You Ain't Gonna Get Any More Than That."