There's Always Somebody Older, Richer,

I Probably Spend More Time With My Kids Than The Average Stay-at-home Mother.

I Sort Of Feel Sorry For The Next Man Who Gets Me. I May Just Kill Him With Passion. He'd Better Be Strong And Have A Good Heart!

I Was Really Tired Of Words Like 'plus Size,' 'round' And 'large.' I Thought, 'come On, We're Fat.'

No Matter What Parents Do, Kids Retain Their Uniqueness.

I Always Feel Like There Is Some Dude Out There With Money That I Could Fall Back On If I Needed To.