There's A Lot Of Rednecks

They Think I’m Simpleminded Because I Seem To Be Happy. Why Shouldn’t I Be Happy? I Have Everything I Ever Wanted And More. Maybe I Am Simpleminded. Maybe That’s The Key: Simple.

I Just Love Life. I Love People. I Love To Write, That's My Gift. I Love To Sing. I Have A Good Attitude. I Like To Think I Shine From The Inside.

I Really Learned To Sing In Church, I Think, Really With Emotion.

I Love Bald Men. Just Because You've Lost Your Fuzz Don't Mean You Ain't A Peach.

I'll Be Wearing My High Heels, Even If I'm Up To My Knees In Mud