There Isn't Any New Man.

Here Is My Personal Opinion About Prostitution. If Men Knew How To Do It, They Wouldn't Have To Pay For It.

I Have Great Parents, And They Both Taught Me Great Things, But My Formative Years Were Boundaryless.

I’m Not A Politician. I Think That Uniquely Qualifies Me To Become President Of The U.s.

I Like It When Very Little Children Think For Themselves, Because They Do Not Have Access To Car Keys Or Credit Cards Or Crack Pipes, But They Have Some Really Funny Lines.

I'm Not Upset About My Divorce. I'm Only Upset That I'm Not A Widow.