There Is So Much To

She's As Funny As A Toothache

Some Say Our National Pastime Is Baseball. Not Me. It's Gossip.

Volunteers Are The Only Human Beings On The Face Of The Earth Who Reflect This Nation's Compassion, Unselfish Caring, Patience, And Just Plain Love For One Another.

Cleaning The House While The Children Are Home Is Like Shoveling While It's Still Snowing.

My Theory On Housework Is, If The Item Doesn't Multiply, Smell, Catch Fire, Or Block The Refrigerator Door, Let It Be. No One Else Cares. Why Should You?