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In Hollywood You Can See Things At Night That Are Fast Enough To Be In The Olympics In The Day Time.

I Never Took A Human Life, I Only Sold The Fellow The Gun To Take It With.

America Is A Nation That Conceives Many Odd Inventions For Getting Somewhere But It Can Think Of Nothing To Do Once It Gets There.

They Call It The Latin Quarter Because Nobody There Is Latin And Nobody Has A Quarter.

Common Sense Is Not An Issue In Politics--it's An Affliction.