There Is No Shame Like

My Size Has Helped Make Me An Amazing Performer Too. The Cliche Of The Funny Fat Friend: I Absolutely Was That Character - I Am That Character... It's A Complicated Bag Of Tools I Acquired, And I've Put Them All To Work Onstage.

I Hate To Do What I'm Told, That's Why I'm Not Good At 9-to-5s.

Even If You're Only Wearing Trainers And A Vest, Eyeliner Will Instantly Transform You. People Always Look Put-together When Their Make-up's On And Their Eyes Are Popping - Just Ask Amy Winehouse!

I've Had A Ton Of Fast-food Jobs - It Changes Your Approach To Human Interaction Forever.

I'm On A Diet. It's Very Strict: All Hot Dogs. Just Sausages, Constantly. It's Working Out - I've Gained Fifteen Pounds!