There Is No Problem So

"i Refuse To Prove That I Exist" Says God, "for Proof Denies Faith, And Without Faith, I Am Nothing." "oh," Says Man, "but The Babel Fish Is A Dead Give-away, Isn't It? It Proves You Exist, And So Therefore You Don't. Q.e.d." "oh, I Hadn't Thought Of That," Says God, Who Promptly Vanishes In A Puff Of Logic.

One Is Never Alone With A Rubber Duck.

I Think You Ought To Know I'm Feeling Very Depressed.

Only By Counting Could Humans Demonstrate Their Independence Of Computers.

Earth: Mostly Harmless