There Is Never A Need

When All Else Fails, Look Cute.

The Understatement Is The English Contribution To Comedy.

Nothing Spoils Lunch Any Quicker Than A Rogue Meatball Rampaging Through Your Spaghetti.

I Probably Get More Inspiration For Human Stories And Idiosyncrasies Than I Do Animal Stories.

Avoid Fruits And Nuts. You Are What You Eat.