There Is More To Jewish

...the Only Way To Prove You Are Normal Is To Smash Someone's Face In

I Sat Day After Day In My Little Room, Waiting For Inspiration To Visit Me, Trying To Invent A Pseudonym That Would Express, In A Combination Of Noble And Striking Sounds, Our Dream Of Artistic Achievement, A Pen Name Grand Enough To Compensate For My Own Feeling Of Insecurity And Helplessness At The Idea Of Everything My Mother Expected From Me.

Reality Is Not An Inspiration For Literature. At Its Best, Literature Is An Inspiration For Reality.

There Is More To Jewish History Than Auschwitz.

Humor Is An Affirmation Of Dignity, A Declaration Of Man's Superiority To All That Befalls Him.