There Is Barely A Country

I Know That We Shall Meet Problems Along The Way, But I'd Far Rather See For Myself What's Going On In The World Outside, Than Rely On Newspapers, Television, Politicians And Religious Leaders To Tell Me What I Should Be Thinking.

I Am Not A Great Cook, I Am Not A Great Artist, But I Love Art, And I Love Food, So I Am The Perfect Traveller.

As I Work In The Afternoon On Committing To Paper Some Of My Morning's Thoughts, I Find Myself Just About To Close On The Knotty Question Of Whether Or Not I Believe In God. In Fact I Am About To Type, 'i Do Not Believe In God', When The Sky Goes Black As Ink, There Is A Thunderclap And A Huge Crash Of Thunder And A Downpour Of Epic Proportions. I Never Do Complete The Sentence.

Now, What Sort Of Person Would Write A Scene Where A Young Man Stumbles Upon A Castle Full Only Of Beautiful Young Women? Answer: Me!

My Marriage Has Worked Because I Am Not Around Much.