There Is An Old Saying

When People Ask Me, "who Was The Toughest Pitcher You Ever Faced?", I Have To Say That There Has Never Been A Pitcher Who Over-impressed Me. That's Not Meant To Be A Bragging Statement. It's Just That I Get Up For Good Pitchers.

I'd Be Willing To Bet You, If I Were A Betting Man, That I Have Never Bet On Baseball.

I Would Think If Someone Connected To Steroids Made The Hall Of Fame, That Would Enhance My Chances Of Making The Hall Of Fame.

I'm No Different From Anybody Else With Two Arms, Two Legs, And Forty-two Hundred Hits.

Singles Hitters Drive Fords. Home-run Hitters Drive Cadillacs.