There Is An Old Saying

I Don't Smoke. Smoking Will Hurt You When You Try To Run Out A Triple.

I Came To Vegas Because I Work 20 Days A Month Here; I Couldn't Live Anywhere Else.

I Told Him (pete Rose, Jr.) Who To Watch. I Said If You Want To Be A Catcher, Watch Johnny Bench. If You Want To Be A Right-handed Power Hitter, Watch Mike Schmidt. If You Just Want To Be A Hitter, Watch Me.

I Was Born On The Day Lincoln Was Shot And The Titanic Sank.

If You Have Someone Equal In Ability To Me I Will Beat Him Every Time Because I Will Try Harder.