There Is Almost No Marital

The Reason To Retire Is To Try To Avoid Embarrassment; You Ought To Do It Before People Are Dropping Big Hints. You Want To Be The First To Come Up With The Idea. You Don't Want To Wait Until You Trip And Fall Off The Stage.

Sometimes You Have To Look Reality In The Eye, And Deny It.

It's A Shallow Life That Doesn't Give A Person A Few Scars.

Winter: It's Not Just A Season, It's Who We Are.

Humor Needs To Come In Under Cover Of Darkness, In Disguise, And Surprise People.