There Is A God, Even

I'm Not A Great Actress, And I Never Thought I Was. But I Happen To Have Something The Public Likes.

Underwear Makes Me Uncomfortable And Besides My Parts Have To Breathe.

Politics? Ha! You Couldn't Get Into Politics. You Couldn't Get In Anywhere. You Couldn't Even Get In The Men's Room At The Astor!

I Like To Wake Up Each Morning Felling A New Man.

I Like Any Dog That Makes Me Look Good When It Stands Next To Me.