There Is A Certain Androgyny

I Wish I Had A Little More Ambition. But Then What Would I Do? Turn Down More Roles With More Vehemence? Me No Likey Worky.

I'm A Little More Extreme Than A Homebody. Unless There's Some Event I Really Have To Go To, I Don't Like To Leave My House.

I Eat Cheese And Salami And A Lot Of Fried Chicken. I Eat A Big Bag Of Oatmeal-raisin Cookies Every Night And I Don't Gain Weight. I Still Look Ok As Long As I'm Dressed.

There's No Slow Build Anymore Where You Get A Little Part, Then You Get A Little Better Part, Then A Better Part, Until One Day Your Agent Calls You Us And Says, 'guess What, You're A Movie Star,' And You Say, 'thank You!'

I'm Just Curious, Who's More Fit To Raise A Child? A Loving Committed Same-sex Couple Or An Unmarried 15-year-old With No Income And Really No Skills To Parent?