There Hasn't Been An Original

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As Evacuation Eases The Body, So Occasional Ejectment Of Passion Seems To Appease The Agonies Of The Soul, And Dispose To Tranquility The Agitations Of The Heart.

None Seem To Bear The Imputation Of Supposed Guilt With Greater Intolerance Than Such As Are, On Other Occasions, Obviously Culpable Of Vice Or Crime.

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