There Are Two Things Necessary

Titles Distinguish The Mediocre, Embarrass The Superior, And Are Disgraced By The Inferior.

You're Only A Beginner; And What You Think Is Love, And Interest, And All That, Is Not Real Love At All: Three Quarters Of It Is Only Unsatisfied Curiosity.

An Englishman Does Everything On Principle: He Fights You On Patriotic Principles; He Robs You On Business Principles; He Enslaves You On Imperial Principles.

Music Is The Brandy Of The Damned.

You See Things; And You Say, ‘why?’ But I Dream Things That Never Were; And I Say, ‘why Not?