There Are Two Kinds Of

I'm Sure Critics Have Their Purpose, And They're Supposed To Do What They Do, But Sometimes They Get A Little Carried Away With What They Think Someone Should Have Done, Rather Than Concerning Themselves With What He Did.

There Is Hardly Any Money Interest In Art, And Music Will Be There When Money Is Gone.

Somehow I Suspect That If Shakespeare Were Alive Today, He Might Be A Jazz Fan Himself.

There Are Two Kinds Of Music. Good Music, And The Other Kind.

I Fluffed Off The Guy Who Kept Requesting Tunes All Night, Then Found Out He Was The King's Son.