There Are No Unlockable Doors.

I'm Not A Musician - I'm A Ham.

I Can't Do Anything In Moderation.

I Open The Door For Old Ladies, I Help Old Ladies Across The Road. I Do A Show For Leukemia Every Year, But I Don't Broadcast That Because It's Against My Image.

Being Sober On A Bus Is, Like, Totally Different Than Being Drunk On A Bus.

With Marriage, You've Just Got To Stick It Out. You Can't Jump Off The Boat At The First Bump In The Waves.