There Are No Liberals Behind

The Worst Thing About Being A Tourist Is Having Other Tourists Recognize You As A Tourist.

New York Is The Only City In The World Where You Can Get Run Down On The Sidewalk By A Pedestrian.

Anything That Isn't Opposed By About 40 Percent Of Humanity Is Either An Evil Business Or So Unimportant That It Simply Doesn't Matter.

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People Who Say You're Just As Old As You Feel Are All Wrong, Fortunately.