There Are No Dull Subjects.

Haste Is Of The Devil. Slowness Is Of God.

Life Is A Constant Oscillation Between The Sharp Horns Of Dilemmas.

There Is Always A Well-known Solution To Every Human Problem - Neat, Plausible, And Wrong.

The Verdict Of A Jury Is The A Priori Opinion Of That Juror Who Smokes The Worst Cigars.

The Fundamental Trouble With Marriage Is That It Shakes A Man's Confidence In Himself, And So Greatly Diminishes His General Competence And Effectiveness. His Habit Of Mind Becomes That Of A Commander Who Has Lost A Decisive And Calamitous Battle. He Quite Trusts Himself Thereafter.