There Are No Bad Foods,

The Only Unitasker Allowed In My Kitchen Is A Fire Extinguisher.

My Feeling Has Always Been That 'good Eats' Would Have Never Happened Had It Been Left To A Committee.

The Way To Any Woman's Heart, Be She Witch Or Wonderwoman, Princess Or Pocahontas, Is Through Her Stomach.

I'm An Absolute Connoisseur Of Cheeseburgers And Like To Think That I Can Detect Even Mere Percentages Of Shift In Fat Content In Ground Meat In A Burger And Can Actually Name The Temperature To Which It Was Actually Cooked To The Degree If I'm, You Know, Really On My Game.

Laminated Lettuce ... Perfect For Holiday Gift Giving.