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I Think Everybody Should Be Able To Do Anything They Want And Let Roving Bands Of People Punish Each Other For Things They Don't Agree With. People With No Underwear Doing Anything They Want. Wouldn't That Be Fun? You Wouldn't Need Television.

Just Cause You Got The Monkey Off Your Back Doesn't Mean The Circus Has Left Town.

I Don't Vote. We're Led To Believe We're Free Through The Exercise Of Ineffective Freedoms.

The Human Species Could Have Been Great But Instead We Became Satisfied With Lights On Our Tennis Shoes.

I Enjoy Watching A Woman With Really Bad Teeth And A Good Sense Of Humor Struggling To Use Her Lips And Tongue To Hide Her Teeth When She's Laughing. I Just Stand There And Tell Her Joke After Joke After Joke.