There Are Crimes Which The

Well, It Seems Like A Miracle To Be Able To Look Forward-to-to See All The Minutes In Front Of One Come Hopping Along With Something Marvellous In Them, Instead Of Just[pg 295] Saying, Well, That One Didn't Actually Hurt And The Next May Be Quite Bearable If Only Something Beastly Doesn't Come Pouncing Out--

I Have Never Regretted Paradise Lost Since I Discovered That It Contained No Eggs-and-bacon.

Britain Possesses No Climate, Only Weather.

Heroics That Don't Come Off Are The Very Essence Of Burlesque.

Why? Oh, Well - I Thought You'd Be Rather An Attractive Person To Marry. That's All. I Mean, I Sort Of Took A Fancy To You. I Can't Tell You Why. There's No Rule About It, You Know.