There Are Bodies Buried Everywhere

I Have A Secret Goal With My Editor - He Has Asthma And Uses His Inhaler, And After I Send Him A New Manuscript, I'll Have His Assistant Phone Me And Tell Me How Many Times He Had To Get His Inhaler Out While Reading A Draft. It's My Secret Laugh Meter.

What You Have To Understand, Is Your Father Was Your Model For God.

The Last Story You Should Write Is The Most Important Story. You Should Start With A Story That Is Just An Amusing, Entertaining, Fun Story To Write And Learn Your Writing Chops With The Least Important Things Before You Start Applying Them To The Most Important Things.

May I Never Be Complete. May I Never Be Content. May I Never Be Perfect.

I Don't Remember The Hotel Rooms Or The Airports But I Always Remember The Events.