There Are Billions Of People

I’m Gonna Whup Whoever Stole My Bike!

Most People Don't Pray Until They're In Trouble. When People Need Help They Pray A Lot. But After They Get What They Want, They Slow Down. If A Man Takes Five Showers A Day, His Body Will Be Clean. Praying Five Times A Day Helps Me Clean My Mind.

I Didn't Even Need America, I Was So Popular Outside The Country, Until The Prosecutin' Attorney Came From Washington, And Said, Judge, We Cannot Let This Man Go To Japan And Fight, Because They Are Anti-american.now, If I Want To Leave The Country, I Know How To Leave. Tomorrow. Quick. Easy. If I Really Want To Leave. That's Not The Intention. The Intention Is To Stop Me From Makin' A Livin'. To Punish Me.

I Figure I'll Be Champ For About Ten Years And Then I'll Let My Brother Take Over - Like The Kennedys Down In Washington.

I Don't Consider Myself No Attractive Man. People Like Tom Jones And Elvis Presley - I'm Not Nothing Like That.