There Are Almost As Many

Love Was In The Air, So Both Of Us Walked Through Love On Our Way To The Corner.

Just Because Something Is Traditional Is No Reason To Do It, Of Course.

There Are Two Good Reasons To Put Your Napkin In Your Lap. One Is That Food Might Spill In Your Lap, And It Is Better To Stain The Napkin Than Your Clothing. The Other Is That It Can Serve As A Perfect Hiding Place. Practically Nobody Is Nosey Enough To Take The Napkin Off A Lap To See What Is Hidden There.

I Don't Know If You've Ever Noticed This, But First Impressions Are Often Entirely Wrong.

Get Out Of My Way, You Cakesniffers!” Said A Rude, Violent, And Filthy Little Girl, Shoving The Baudelaire Orphans Aside As She Dashed By.