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I Gave My Wife A Gift Certificate For Christmas. She Ran Out To Exchange It For A Bigger Size.

The Problem With Life Is, By The Time You Can Read Women Like A Book, Your Library Card Has Expired.

One Teacher Recently Retired With A Half-million Dollars After 30 Years Of Working Hard, Caring, Dedicating Herself And Totally Immensing Herself In The Problems Of The Students. That Gave Her $50. The Rest Of The Money Came From The Death Of A Rich Uncle.

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

A Committee Is A Group That Keeps Minutes And Loses Hours.