There Ain't Nothing Like Regret

It's Better To Have Three Broken Engagements Than Three Divorces.

If It Makes You Happy It Can't Be That Bad If It Makes You Happy Then Why The Hell Are You So Sad

Chasing Dragons With Plastic Swords, Jack Off Jimmy Everybody Wants More.

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Sqares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting. Now, I Don't Want To Rob Any Law-abiding American Of His Or Her God-given Rights, But I Think We Are An Industrious Enough People That We Can Make It Work With Only One Square Per Restroom Visit, Except, Of Course, On Those Pesky Occasions Where 2 To 3 Could Be Required.

Being Diagnosed With Cancer Really Opened My Eyes To The Fact Anyone Can Have It And That Even Though We Think We Have Control Over Everything In Our Lives, We Don't.