Theater Is So Ephemeral, And

Unlike My Grandfather Or My Brother, I've Actually Been Able To Make Some Money At A Racetrack.

We Have A Tendency To Think Everyone's Idiotic And Everyone's Only Doing Something Idiotic, And The World Is Controlled By A Not-so-secret Group Of Morons. There's Great Truth In That, I Suppose, But Then It's Also Not True.

I Don't Throw Things Or Yell.

There Are Many, Many Benefits To Being Known For Whatever It Is You Do. To Deny That Would Be Sort Of Asinine And Vulgar.

I Probably Have More Female Friends Than Any Man I've Ever Met. What I Like About Them Is That Almost Always They're Generally Mentally Tougher, And They're Better Listeners, And They're More Capable Of Surviving Things. And Most Of The Women That I Like Have A Haunted Quality - They're Sort Of Like Women Who Live In A Haunted House All By Themselves.