The Young Do Not Need

We Come Late, If At All, To Wine And Philosophy: Whiskey And Action Are Easier.

The Neurotic Longs To Touch Bottom, So At Least He Won't Have That To Worry About Anymore.

If An Article Is Attractive, Or Useful, Or Inexpensive, They'll Stop Making It Tomorrow; If It's All Three, They Stopped Making It Yesterday.

The Neurotic Listens To Weather Reports About Small Craft Warnings, And He Thinks: They're Talking About Me.

The First-rate Mind Is Always Curious, Compassionate, Original, And Pessimistic.