The Worst Thing About Being

Artists Don't Create Society, They Reflect It

If I Did Things For The Money, I'd Have Done Adverts In The 1980s, When I Was Hot Enough To Be Offered Them, And 'police Academy 6,' Which I Was Asked To Write.

You're Mugging Old Ladies Every Bit As Much If You Pinch Their Pension Fund

I Loved Writing 'two Brothers' More Than Anything Else I Have Written. It's The First Book I've Written That I've Always Known I Wanted To Write. Having Said That, It Also Kept Me Awake At Nights.

I See Dull People As Projects ... To Be Reformed