The World Was Ending Then,

It Took Hours To Turn The Clock Back 30 Seconds.

Being Dead's Only A Problem If You Know You're Dead, Which You Never Do Because You're Dead!

I Voluntarily Inflicted A Certain Level Of Insanity On Myself.

But The First Lesson Reading Teaches Is How To Be Alone.

The Most Purely Autobiographical ­fiction Requires Pure Invention. Nobody Ever Wrote A More Auto­biographical Story Than "the Meta­morphosis".