The World Isn't Fair, But

I Discovered What I Call The Bill Gates Effect. That Is, The More Successful You Are, The Uglier You Get.

These Days It Seems Like Any Idiot With A Laptop Computer Can Churn Out A Business Book And Make A Few Bucks. That's Certainly What I'm Hoping. It Would Be A Real Letdown If The Trend Changed Before This Masterpiece Goes To Print.

The Best Part About Being My Age Is In Knowing How My Life Worked Out. Sure, There's A Lot More Living To Go, But There Isn't Much Doubt That I'll Always Be The 'dilbert Guy.' Unless I Go On A Crime Spree, In Which Case I'll Be That Stabbin Dilbert Guy.

There's A Gigantic Gray Area Between Good Moral Behavior And Outright Felonious Activities. I Call That The Weasel Zone And It's Where Most Of Life Happens.

It Doesn't Take Many People To Have A Bad Sense Of Humor To Get In Trouble At A Corporation.