The World Has Gotten Smaller

I've Always Been Fascinated By The Gold Coast. The Homes Themselves Are Spectacular, Unlike Anything You'll See Other Than In Newport, Bar Harbor Or Palm Beach. It's A Very Special Area That, Because Of Local Demographics, Is Not Going To Survive Much Longer.

…made Me Promise To Cut Down On The Drinking And Swearing, Which I Have. Unfortunately, This Has Left Me Dim-witted And Nearly Speechless.

It's Really Scary When You Have A Moment Of Temporary Sanity.

I Enjoy The Presence Of A Woman In The House For Brief Periods Of Time. They Fall Into Two Categories: The Organizers And The Slobs. There’s Probably A Third Category—the Naggers, Who Try To Get You To Do Things, But I’ve Never Run Into One Of Those. Oddly, I Have No Preference Regarding Oganizers Or Slobs, As Long As They Don’t Try To Pick My Clothes For Me. Basically, All Women Are Nurturers And Healers, And All Men Are Mental Patients To Varying Degrees. It Works Fine If People Stick To Their Fated Roles. But Nobody Does.

Lawrence Kelter Is An Exciting New Novelist, Who Reminds Me Of An Early Robert Ludlum.