Life Comes Down To Honesty

My Father Kept Me Busy From Dawn To Dusk When I Was A Kid. When I Wasn't Pitching Hay, Hauling Corn Or Running A Tractor, I Was Heaving A Baseball Into His Mitt Behind The Barn... If All The Parents In The Country Followed His Rule, Juvenile Delinquency Would Be Cut In Half In A Year's Time.

Nowadays, They Have More Trouble Packing Hair Dryers Than Baseball Equipment.

Yankee Stadium, It's Like Everything Else In This Country. In Europe, They Save All Their Old Buildings For History. Here, We Just Tear Them All Down.

As Much As We Disliked The Yankees, Fans And Players Alike, They Were Good For Baseball. They Consistently Unsuccessful Teams Like The Browns, Senators, And A's Paid A Lot Of Their Bills With Those Big Crowds That Poured Through The Gates When The Yankees Came To Town.

Sympathy Is Something That Shouldn't Be Bestowed On The Yankees. Apparently It Angers Them.