The Wordy Tale, Once Told,

Nothing Feebler Does Earth Nurture Than Man, Of All Things Breathing And Moving.

A Sound Mind In A Manly Body.

It's About Time Trees Were Good For Something, Instead Of Just Standing There Like Jerks!

Yet, Taught By Time, My Heart Has Learned To Glow For Other's Good, And Melt At Other's Woe.

Being Eaten By A Crocodile Is Just Like Going To Sleep...in A Giant Blender.