The Whole World Turns Upside

God Is An Iron... And That's A Hot One.

Librarians Are The Secret Masters Of The World. They Control Information. Don't Ever Piss One Off.

If A Person Who Indulges In Gluttony Is A Glutton, And A Person Who Commits A Felony Is A Felon, Then God Is An Iron.

In 1971, After Seven Years In College, With That Magic Piece Of Paper Clutched Triumphantly In My Fist, The Best Job I Was Able To Get Was Night Watchman On A Sewer Project In Babylon, N.y. Guarding A Hole In The Ground To Prevent Anyone From Stealing It. God Bless The American Educational System!

Just As There Are Laws Of Conservation Of Matter And Energy, So There Are In Fact Laws Of Conservation Of Pain And Joy. Neither Can Ever Be Created Or Destroyed. But One Can Be Converted Into The Other.