The Whole World Is A

Just Keep Asking Yourself: What Would Jesus Not Do?

It's The Marilyn Monroe School Of Medicine Where Enough Of Any Drug Will Cure Any Disease.

Parents Are Like God Because You Wanna Know They're Out There, And You Want Them To Think Well Of You, But You Really Only Call When You Need Something.

The Girls You Meet Are Never Very Far From Their Worst-case Scenario.

If People Thought You Were Dying, They Gave You Their Full Attention.