The Wheel Of Time Turns,

The Best Way To Avoid Trouble Is To Make Sure No One Wants To Trouble You.

As My Lord Says, My Lord's Leg Is Not A Side Of Beef. Thank You, My Lord, For Instructing Me.

A Pig Painted Gold Is Still A Pig.

Men Always Believe They Are In Control Of Everything Around Them. When They Find Out They Are Not, They Think They Have Failed, Instead Of Learning A Simple Truth Women Already Know.

A Gnarled Old Branch Dulls The Blade That Severs A Sapling.