The Way The Elderly Are

I Don't Normally Watch Films I'm In Because I'm Squeamish About That And It Takes Me Quite A Long Time To Recover And I Have To Go To Work. I'm Not Being Coy Or Cute, But It's Just True.

I'm A Jacket Man. And If I'm Without One, I Am Kind Of Seriously Disabled. I Don't Know How To Operate In Shirt Sleeves.

If I'm Going To Appear In Front Of People I Like To Look My Best.

One Of The Reasons I Like A Suit Is Because I've Never Been That Keen On My Body. The Shape A Suit Presents Is Always Going To Be Better Than Anything I Can Do.

When You've Been Going On About Something For A While, It Is Always Satisfying To Discover That Other People Agree With You.