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If The Audience Doesn't Like It, Usually They're Just Silent. But They've Never All Walked Out At Once.

I Think You Can't Write With Anger. I Think It Always Has To Be With A Wink. There Always Has To Be An Element Of Hope In What You Write. Otherwise You're Just Getting Mad And It's Not Going To Be Fun For Anybody.

You've Got The Brain-washed, That's The Democrats, And The Brain-dead, That's The Republicans!

The Scientific Theory I Like Best Is That The Rings Of Saturn Are Composed Entirely Of Lost Airline Luggage.

The Sacred Exists Only At The Expense Of The Truth.