The Way I See It...

This Is My Real Secret To Being A Joyful Person: I Make My Life Easy. I Spend More Time Being Grateful For What I Have Instead Of Focusing On What Isn't Working. I No Longer Believe That People Have To Do Things My Way And That I Have To Be Perfect.

What Goes Up Must Come Down, Which Is Why I Don't Wear Tube Tops.

Stuffed Deer Heads On Walls Are Bad Enough, But It’s Worse When You See Them Wearing Dark Glasses, Having Streamers Around Their Necks And A Hat On Their Antlers. Because Then You Know They Were Enjoying Themselves At A Party When They Were Shot.

But I Do Believe That's When You Do Your Soul-searching. I Think When You Have These Trials That Life Gives You, It Is An Opportunity To Find Out Who You Are. Not Just Who You Are When Everything's Great, But Who Are You When Everything Is Taken Away From You And You Have Nothing.

I'm Sure There's Somebody Out There Who Doesn't Like Betty White Because She's Short And Has White Hair.