The Very Definition Of 'beauty'

Life Is Just The Time Between Crapping Yourself.

There's No Bigger Atheist Than Me. Well, I Take That Back. I'm A Cancer Screening Away From Going Agnostic And A Biopsy Away From Full-fledged Christian.

He Doesn't Sound Like A Guy Who's Done A Onesome, Let Alone A Threesome.

Then There's The In-between, Not A Lipstick Lesbian, Not A Butch Dyke. I Think That Is What I'd Be, A Sweatpants Lesbian.

Asking Someone In Advance Not Judge You, Is Like Asking Someone In Advance Not To Smell You.