[the Universe Is] Haphazard, Morally

What I Do Know About Physics Is That To A Man Standing On The Shore, Time Passes Quicker Than To A Man On A Boat - Especially If The Man On The Boat Is With His Wife.

Is Sex Dirty? Only When It's Being Done Right.

It's All Through The Actors; I Cannot Write In That Idiom

You Can't Control Life. It Doesn't Wind Up Perfectly. Only-only Art You Can Control. Art And Masturbation. Two Areas In Which I Am An Absolute Expert.

Sex Alleviates Tension. Love Causes It.