The Ugliest Woman You'll Ever

Ever Since I Had That Interview In Which I Said I Was Bisexual It Seems Twice As Many People Wave At Me In The Streets.

She's Got Electric Boots, A Mohair Suit, You Know I Read It In A Magazine.

I Think Jesus Was A Compassionate, Super-intelligent Gay Man Who Understood Human Problems. On The Cross, He Forgave The People Who Crucified Him. Jesus Wanted Us To Be Loving And Forgiving. I Don't Know What Makes People So Cruel. Try Being A Gay Woman In The Middle East -- You're As Good As Dead.

I'm The Connie Francis Of Rock 'n' Roll.

I Mean, In Some Cases With Libel Laws, You Know, They Can Write Things About People Who Have No Course Of Action, Because They Can't Afford To Take Legal Action Against Them.