The Tyranny Of Necessity Grants

Someone Who Can Write Aphorisms Should Not Fritter Away His Time In Essays.

The Little Stations Are Very Proud Because The Expresses Have To Pass Them By.

A Pun, Though Despicable In Itself, Can Be The Noblest Vehicle Of An Artistic Intention By Serving As The Abbreviation Of A Wittyview. It Can Be A Social Criticism In The Form Of An Epigram.

Satire That The Censor Understands Is Rightly Censored.

If One Reads A Newspaper Only For Information, One Does Not Learn The Truth, Not Even The Truth About The Paper. The Truth Is That The Newspaper Is Not A Statement Of Contents But The Contents Themselves; And More Than That, It Is An Instigator.