The Two Things You Can't

I Wanna Show That Gospel, Country, Blues, Rhythm And Blues, Jazz, Rock 'n' Roll Are All Just Really One Thing. Those Are The American Music And That Is The American Culture.

You Know The One With The Big Ears? Wait A Minute, He Ain't My President, He Might Be Yours, He Ain't My President. You Know That Woman He Had Singing For Him, Singing My Song - She's Gonna Get Her A- Whipped. The Great Beyoncé But I Can't Stand Beyoncé. She Has No Business Up There, Singing Up There On A Big Ol' President Day Singing My Song That I've Been Singing Forever.

You Know, Your President, The One With The Big Ears-he Ain't My President - Had That Woman Singing For Him At His Inauguration. She's Going To Get Her [expletive] Whooped. How Dare Beyonce Sing My Song That I Been Singing Forever. Now I'm Going To Sing It For Y'all.

People Always Say 'etta, You Know What Your Problem Is? You're Neither Fish Nor Fowl. There Is No Place To Rack You.' When I Would Go In A Record Shop, You Might Find One Or Two Records By Me In Different Stacks.

Even As A Little Child, I've Always Had That Comedian Kind Of Attitude.