The Two Most Joyous Times

He Thinks About His Teacher In His Literary Class, He's Staring At Her Legs.

Scoring High In Procreation, Got An A Studying Female Anatomy.

She's Cool In Bed, As She Ought To Be, Cuz Ethyl's Dead.

It Doesn't Matter How Many Drugs I Take, I'm Not Fulfilled. This Isn't Satisfying. There's A Spiritual Hunger Going On. Everybody Feels It. If You Don't Feel It Now, You Will. Trust Me. You Will... Drinking Beer Is Easy. Trashing Your Hotel Room Is Easy. But Being A Christian, That's A Tough Call. That's The Real Rebellion.

It's So Funny That People Think I Actually Ran For President. I Am Maybe The Most Un-political Person You're Ever Going To Meet. When I Put "elected" Out, It Was Definitely A Satire... "alice Cooper For President"... When Everybody Realized I Was Running Against Nixon, You Known, Even On A Joke Level, I Think I Got A Lot Of Write-in Votes.